Best in KL and PJ, and some say Subang
Saw this conversation between PCK and Aloysius while searching for PCK's famous catchphrase. Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah!
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load,den someone come over and
dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah!!blain, use your blainnn.....
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or
not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig
your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam also
ah!!!
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Woke up in the morning, movies still in downloading state, nothing to do. Surfed around, found out that Charice Pempengco is a talented singer who got invited to a lot of famous tv shows like Ellen Degeneres and The Oprah Winfrey. Watched some of her videos on youtube, incredible.
Charice Pempengco singing you-jump-i-jump my heart will go on :
Bianca Ryan vs Charice Pempengco, the latter one more power :
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Received a letter from AIG Malaysia today, a letter of reassurance that they(AIG Malaysia), a subsidiary of American International Group which is struggling for survival after it was hit by financial crisis, are financially strong and not impacted by any of the on-going financial issues in the US.
It's good to hear that AIG Malaysia has all of their assets invested locally in Malaysia and well-capitalized, cause i've just renewed my motor insurance with AIG 2 weeks ago , really scared that my money would be "cooler than water".
Singaporean damn efficient wei, flocked to spore AIA to pull off their investment already
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Found out that this guy has been taking pictures of himself daily since 1991 when he was at the age of 31.
wow, has been doing the same thing for 17 years. How long more you will continue writing your blog?
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Went for a free dinner treated by jessie on wednesday at umai-ya uptown.
ordered a cold green tea for myself
yanhsing aka mr. nice guy waiting impatiently
quite a simple dinner with green peas, california handrolls and chicken teppan bento set
failed when trying to bounce the flash off the ceiling, photography skills still cacat
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Went to renew my road tax yesterday, finally it's my turn to get my cash rebate.
It has became a fact that even though how much we are complaning abt the hike of fuel price, it is still the same, unless Anwar manage to take over the federal government la.
View it at a different angle, although the rebate is not much compared to the extra amount of money that we need to pay for fuel throughout the year, but better than none right?
didn't know pos malaysia has changed its image
waiting for my turn
road tax renewed
with cash rebate of course
loaded, lol
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Seems like economic rice aka "zhap fan" is no longer economic anymore...
RM 6.3
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Thailand is an amazing country.
Me being someone who has never been to thailand since the day i was born , my first visit to thailand really surprised me.
Although msia & thailand are very close to each other and reside in the same geographic area, but i had culture shock when i reached thailand.
I've heard a lot of thai girl shows, but never really have a chance to experience it. A trip to thailand won't be complete without thai girl show. How can i miss it?
Those standard aqua performance like opening coca cola bottle, blowing whistle with their private parts and etc are pretty ordinary and boring, i was expecting it to be something hebat, like turning their private part to be an apple peeling device where u can put in an apple into it , then wait for one minute or so , after that the apple come out by itself completely peeled. then it's worth to see la. And about the aqua, other than having silky smooth long hair(hummus treatment?), everything else looked gay.
Pole dance was nice, model was hot, Yan Hsing & Andrew were excited about it.
Well, on average, thai gals are naturally look prettier than msian, even a thai foot massage gal can be as cun as amber chai without make up.
So what are you waiting for? Migrate to thailand already!
Getting around in hatyai can't be any easier with tuk tuk
pork meat and internal organ for our breakfast
very nice braise pork knuckle, must try
buying some chips & snacks
shopping
cool guy
shark fins & bird's nest
overpriced tomyat, kl ones better la
night market
night market again
fried grasshopper
lay's potato chips are cheap in thailand, at one-third the price of those in msia
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